I wanted to be an ornitholigist

24yo chronically ill queer from Tennessee. INFP/♉ but it doesn't mean anything. Gender is weird. Ask me about evangellion. 🍯🌶

exeggcute:

thought processes while drunk

surface-level consciousness: hell yeah babey!!!

mid-level consciousness: all of my existence is filtered though the lens of perception of this somatic vessel to which my mind is held prisoner, and which is currently inebriated, and I am completely helpless to stop this inebriation until enough time passes

deepest-level consciousness: hell yeah babey!!!!!!

supernaturaltakeover:

gulaabs:

self-destruction doesn’t always look like taking too many pills or cutting your skin open. sometimes it’s drinking coffee when you know caffeine gives you panic attacks. sometimes it’s crossing the street without looking both ways. sometimes it’s showering with the water a little too hot. sometimes it’s avoiding eye contact with your reflection in the mirror or ridiculing your problems rather than addressing them. sometimes it’s walking out without sunscreen in scorching heat and not wearing enough when it’s freezing out. self destruction isn’t always physical mutilation, mostly it’s masked as little things so never assume what someone may be going through just bc they don’t show you visible signs of suffering.

Fuck.

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letshearitforthisclown:

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… the temptations of the flesh

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setheverman:

dragoknitter:

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Uhhhhhhh staff wtf is this supposed to mean????? 1. I don’t play Minecraft, 2. I don’t have any posts from Seth Everman in my likes, fairly certain I haven’t reblogged any of his posts, and as y’all see I don’t follow him, and 3. HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES?????

minecraft

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worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

the only sad thing about voltron ending is that it took this long

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its only been 2 years???

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bunjywunjy:

laguzmage:

rexo3o:

laguzmage:

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W8 a moment, is this official translation?

Twitter bitching man is as real as the starscream joke

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The popteamepic manga is unfathomable

that Starscream joke came out of left field and knocked me flat

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perpetraitor:

karako-pierot:

vacuousautophobe:

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

we would all have to… maybe….. each type with a unique color…………. or perhaps some other way of making our text entirely unique and recognizable

Something unique about our typing styles… Something perhaps that one might call ‘quirky’………

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frogmp3:

everyone: h

polyamorus couples: i think it’s totally radical when my partner meets a squishy new human… if you don’t like seeing your special friend get dicked down then maybe you need to be a little less possessive and a little more critical about the fact that you *illogically* feel jealousy… love isn’t finite 🤗 anyway yeah i use manic panic vampire red

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pie-and-anger:

I am a…

[] man

[] woman

[✓] Excalibur

Seeking…

[] a man

[] a woman

[✓] alloy plate (x120,000)

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thereinliesmyproblem:
“ kroov:
“I just can’t draw backgrounds
”
The same background in the last panel killed me honestly
”

thereinliesmyproblem:

kroov:

I just can’t draw backgrounds

The same background in the last panel killed me honestly

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exeggcute:

exeggcute:

exeggcute:

okay I found that seinfeld fic and read it but in the process I stumbled across a different seinfeld slash fic that was jerry/newman and it was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life. like I burst out laughing. larry david himself must have written it

nothing I write in my entire life will ever be half as funny as this explicit seinfeld fanfiction

THIS PERSON APPARENTLY ALSO WROTE FANFICTION FOR AN AYN RAND NOVELLA. I MIGHT LITERALLY DIE

ear:

*gru despicable me voice* alright gorls lets get this bread

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